Tuesday, September 19, 2006
Put the NIPPLES Away!
Okay so I've been a hairstylist for 9 years, which of course means I am also known as a counsellor, friend, confidant, and general advice giver! So over the course of the 9 years I have heard it all. You is cheating, who wants to cheat, who was cheating, I've wiped tears over loved ones, chatted to teens about loser boyfriends/girlfriends. Helped brides prepare for weddings, complained about Mother in Laws, bitchy coworkers, union issues, you name it I've discussed it. I've even had a client who wanted blonde highlights change her mind becaue her spouse said no more bedroom activities unless you are a brunette! (A**hole!) But today September 18th, 2006 takes the cake! A recent bride was in for a haircut and mentioned she had budoir photos done for hubby. Very cute idea, I've done it myself. However, not only did I hear how she was posed and the full details of the shots but at the end of the painful appt, she grabs her cellphone and ladies/gentlemen there were her nipples in full color! I recoiled in shock but to her it must have been a sign I needed to see more because she scrolled through them and kept showing them to me! Okay enough, my eyes, my poor eyes. Just so we are clear that is NOT my area of expertise. Who in there bloody right mind shows people that. I mean honestly you don't walk into Starbucks and say hey, check out my boobs and ass and whatever else you could see. So why do people think their stylist needs/wants to see that?? I do not get paid what Jessica Simpson pays Ken Paves to follow her around. If I did I still wouldn't want to see her copy of Girls gone wild. THOSE ARE PRIVATE! I mean honestly she didn't tip me enough to have those shots in my memory bank. I wish I could actually delete specific memories with that zapper that they used in the Men in Black movies. Anway that is enough about Boobs, I will post more later about other crazy appts!What's For Dinner? at 12:44 AM
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at 8:18 AM
Gingers Mom said... You are a hoot. And by the way, that would not be boudoir photos. That would be straight up porn.
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at 11:15 AM
What's For Dinner? said...
Yep you're right Kristin, that is PORN. I just didn't want to admit that I had been subjected to it.
Stephanie-usually Christmas time we get bigger tips, she better not have something else in mind!!!-
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Mz.Elle said...
Bwaahaahaa!
Gotta looove people like that;)
I need a haircut..I wonder if I should bring along those polaroids...tee hee kidding!
By the way,I've come via Kristin.
It's nice to meet a fellow Canadian in blog land:)-
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Gingers Mom said...
Have we lost you??
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at 11:47 AM
Gingers Mom said...
Where are you??? WTF???
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OhTheJoys said...
Perhaps the best post title ever!